Curious as to the person behind the keyboard, are you? Well, as I say, one cannot simply describe that which is meant to be complex. But that doesn’t mean I won’t try!
Name: Vanessa.
Aliases: Phoenix, Phoo, Quiet.
Age: Twenty.
Gender: Female.
Birthdate: 022288 I don’t have a birthday.
Sexual Orientation: Straight.
Religion: I’m a lazy Catholic.
Height: 5′4.4″ / 164 cm.
Eye Colour: Green, with an orange ring around the inside.
Hair Colour: Dark brown.
Physique: Slim. But don’t underestimate me, ouahaha..
Hobbies: Reading, writing, drawing, roleplaying, daydreaming, skating, people watching, laughing, internetting, internet chatting, collecting shiny things, photography, and otherwise existing on this planet of ours.
Quirks: I have short term memory problems; I can easily be going about my business and within seconds forget the entire purpose of what I was doing or why I was there doing it.
I don’t need sugar to have an abundance of energy. In fact, most times it makes me feel drowsy to resort to sugar and candy and chocolate to gain that natural high.
I worry far too much, regret far too often, and wonder what life’d be like if just one thing had been different.
Phobias: I’m severely emetophobic [fear of vomiting]. Due to this phobia, I’m slightly germaphobic, and am a hypochondriac.
My husbands: Michelangelo, Thog, Ink, Wacko, Dare, Achmed, Fred and George Weasley, Kaoru and Hikaru Hitachiin, Conner and Murphey MacMannus, Mark, Murtagh, Jack, Elan, Gollum, Nigel, Mulder, Jude, Tobias, Ragetti, Mason, Nightcrawler, Lizardman, Waluigi, Greg Sanders, Ryan Wolfe.
Unmistakably more awesome than I: Albert Einstein, Charles Darwin, Lizzi Nador, Gwen Gettliffe, Dilraj Gahunia, Catherine Wideman, Ashley Belgrave, Elizabeth Haydon, Hanson, Criss Angel, Garrett Hedlund, and J.R.R. Tolkien.
If I ever go missing: I’ll be running a cosy little coffee shop in the middle of suburbia, living under the name of Phoenix and labelled by my barcode tattoo.
When I grow up..:
.. I’m going to make people happy with drawings and with written word.
.. I’m going to travel to places like Ireland and New Zealand.
.. orange will still be my favourite colour, and Hanson my favourite band.
.. my heart will lead the way.
.. I won’t forget everything that made me who I am.
.. I’ll get myself an old VW bus, if only for it to sit on the grass, house a family of raccoons, and look absolutely pretty without ever touching the road.
.. I’m going to get my work published. No doubt about it. It doesn’t matter if it’s not well received, or never even read at all, so long as it is immortalized by means of hard copy, and copyright.
Bribe me with: Cookies, orange creamsicles, french vanilla ice cream, a watermelon Milky Bubble, buttons, milk cartons with drawn-on faces, Sharpies, songs, vintage clothes, chocolate milk, awesome or funny t-shirts, armwarmers, dried flowers and four leaf clovers, bunnies, or lilies.
Phoo geeks out about: Physically revolting or unusual fantasy characters, PHP code, the underdog, small insignificant things, awesome indie music, the Green Party, impromptu photography, most animals and small children, openCanvas, the human mind, personality tests, Marvel superheroes, limes, her heroes and heroines, various fandoms including but not limited to those from which her husbands originate, cheese, North Carolinians, and guitars.